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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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sgtbuckyb:

clintonfbarton:

ohromanoff:

clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks

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"what do you mean shields gone"

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winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

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i had a really bad monday and wound up crying because of some homophobic bullshit i was subjected to. you always manage to cheer me up. could i get a comic maybe? thnx either way. :)
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iguanamouth:

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inexplicably-victor:

gallifrey-feels:

thatguywhocooks:

blackout3890:

This is fun if you read the entire thing

Hmmmm. I have trouble as it is

oh god I panicked

Did this mother fucker just taught me German?

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queergallagher:

I love it when the Marvel fandom is like “The cast are pretty much the same as their characters!!”

because this is true for 99% of Marvel actors

Except for Sebastian Stan. Bucky was oozing chivalry and charisma, the Winter Soldier is not only terrifying but heartbreaking.

then

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

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lakilester:

No one gets lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

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spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

(Source: citymod)

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brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc)

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